The Glistening Tortoise
est 2023

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you have lived a life of polite conformity and you have now had enough..."...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION 'HISTORIES GREATEST TRAGEDIES' "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you simply refuse to be intimidated.." "I do,...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you recently joined The Emperor Palpatine Fan Club..” “Yes. I’ve become a...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION “Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you recently listened to an audiobook.” “That is correct. A very long...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you recently appeared on television..” “Yes. I thought, quite rightly as it...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION “Sir Mole Cleethorpes, aged sixteen you made the decision to not join the army didn’t you?” “That’s...

Sir Mole Cleethorpes in Conversation “Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you have just published a book.” “Yes.” “Because no one else would publish...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you were once dropped off at a boarding school in the Berkshire...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes. “Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you’ve been remarkably quiet as of late..” “Yes. I’ve been thinking,...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you said recently My tits shit milk, deal with it blood. Was that anyway to...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, may we perhaps get to the crux of the matter?" "The meat and two vedge.."...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, I would like to ask, if I may, how did your Father parent you?" "At a...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes “Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you don’t have any ideas do you?” “No” “Have you ever considered becoming...

An Interview With Sir Mole Cleethorpes. "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you love it don’t you?" "Yes I do." "You’re a remarkably positive man." "I...

An Interview with Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, we often wonder don’t we?" "Yes, we often wonder about all manner of...

An Interview with Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you have never visited Winchester and been inside its lovely Cathedral have...

An Interview with Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you are a man and you went on Desert Island Discs in 1989 where you were...

An Interview with Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you recently petitioned Chelmsford Crown Court for the right to wank your...

An interview with Sir Mole Cleethorpes. "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, are you a smokescreen?" "I may well be. But given the nature of human...

An Interview with Sir Mole Cleethorpes "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you are despised by almost the entire population of Derby…" "I thought it...