The Glistening Tortoise
est 2023

BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS! NEW BOOK OUT, MATE! READ OR LISTEN TO THIS BOOK REVIEW BY PROMINENT AUTHOR EYGPT BALLOON ‘Eric Ace is a wanker....

BOOK EXTRACT: 'I Was The Last To Leave The Party' by Neal Darken Trellis I was the last to leave the party. This is the opening line of...

NEW WRITING EXTRACT FROM NEAL DARKEN TRELLIS ‘Pigeons are flocking to France. They can’t get their beaks around the sort of bread they...

BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS! REVIEW BY ROGER GEESE-KESTREL Twelve time bestselling author PRINCIPIA PARSNIP’S new book is “a thrill-banger, a...

NEW BOOK OUT MATE! SONG HEARTBEAT’S HEARTBREAKING NEW NOVEL ‘A BAD THING HAPPENED, IT ALMOST KNOCKED ME FOR SIX MATE.’ REVIEW by ROGER...

NEW BOOK OUT MATE! 'A RUNNING COMMENTARY [ON WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD]' BY Barry Shinpad .   “I DID THIS . NOW THIS IS WHO I AM”...

SOCIAL EVENT BRIAN’s changed his name to PASSENGER WELSH , now he’s had enough. His boss refuses to start pursuing his long abandoned...

CULTURE REVIEW - AUDIO DRAMA OF THE MONTH Charl Coconut is a bald loony who were massively into violence because he couldn’t get Channel...

LISTEN to or READ an Extract from Bestselling Novel 'LISTLESS' 'LISTLESS' by NEAL DARKEN TRELLIS BOOK EXTRACT: ‘LISTLESS’ by Neal Darken...