The Glistening Tortoise
est 2023

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, we join you mid-way through an anecdote.."   "You do. And at this juncture a...

STAMP THOROUGHBREAD MEMORIAL SPEECH BY SCREE THOROUGHBREAD Thoroughbread’s Daughter’s speech, performed at last week’s memorial service...

NEWS REPORT Nice guy FOAM ORANGE is to step into the political arena after tipping the piss/sink balance back in the positive.   ORANGE...

'ELLO AGAIN.' EPISODE FOUR THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND SIX SCENE ONE. INT. MICK'S GAFF. DAY. Mick’s son’s coming back. First contact in two...

FILM NEWS FROM THE AFTERLIFE Fictional femme fatale FLIB FRAGANT who found fame in 80’s classic action movie TODGER TOWN hits back at...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION “Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you regularly visit a small market town for recreation, what is it that so...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION   "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you own emotional dustbins.."   "Tanks of emotion, yes."   "Are these of a...

SOCIAL EVENT BRIAN’s changed his name to PASSENGER WELSH , now he’s had enough. His boss refuses to start pursuing his long abandoned...

CULTURE. NEW PODCAST MATE!   THE DEBACLE OF PROPHECY 1989   TEABAG TERRY and SWIZZ discuss the infamous smashing up of TOY TOWN in 1989...

FILM NEWS Super fans of ex-violent loony CHARL COCONUT  reacted philosophically last night after world peace manifested in every mind and...

CULTURE REVIEW - AUDIO DRAMA OF THE MONTH Charl Coconut is a bald loony who were massively into violence because he couldn’t get Channel...