The Glistening Tortoise
est 2023

CULTURE. NEW PODCAST MATE!   THE DEBACLE OF PROPHECY 1989   TEABAG TERRY and SWIZZ discuss the infamous smashing up of TOY TOWN in 1989...

FILM NEWS Super fans of ex-violent loony CHARL COCONUT  reacted philosophically last night after world peace manifested in every mind and...

TV REVIEW: WORLD BOOK DAY COMES TO BUCK HOUSE!   Scree Ponytail had an ‘absolute blast’ at the recent WORLD BOOK DAY event at BUCKINGHAM...

NEW BOOKS OUT MATE! 'THINK IT’S JUST KESTRELS' by Face Booblist   CLIMB RINGPIECE has been manoeuvred by his own fantasies of Shakespeare...

NEW BOOK OUT MATE! INTERVIEW by Cornucopia Blancmange 12 years after his book writing debut, author WEY HO is back. Here he talks about...

SIR MOLE CLEETHORPES IN CONVERSATION "Sir Mole Cleethorpes, you have lived a life of polite conformity and you have now had enough..."...

CULTURE REVIEW - AUDIO DRAMA OF THE MONTH Charl Coconut is a bald loony who were massively into violence because he couldn’t get Channel...

VAINGLORIUS CHIPFAT , the woman who almost bankrupted one of the UK’s largest supermarket chains in just 3 weeks, continued her World...

LISTEN to or READ an Extract from Bestselling Novel 'LISTLESS' 'LISTLESS' by NEAL DARKEN TRELLIS BOOK EXTRACT: ‘LISTLESS’ by Neal Darken...