BOUNCER DRAMA TO HIT BIG SCREEN..

Britain's Ardest man, ex-bouncer 'Lightning' Pete Giffa is to have a film made about his life what has solely consisted of violence.

The drama - inspired by his bestselling memoir, will feature lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of people shouting and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of people punching each other in the face.

Giffa, who kept a tally of the exact number of people he knocked unconscious during a 'decade of mayhem' estimates that thousands of punches will be thrown in the film's opening scene alone.

"It starts up Triffids" Giffa says of the legendary Town nightclub what were more or less his home during this violent time. "A typical night. One ruck becomes two 'till a thousand fists are swingin' an' I jump in the melee an' let fly God speed me punches."

Giffa hopes the film will convey a metaphorical message.' "Violence is pointless an' so is this film. Those wot int tick barry will suss it!"

'WOOOOOERGH!' hits cinema's next week.