“FACTS DON’T MATTER IF IT’S ALL SOMEONE ELSES FAULT!" says incompetent failure.
- Editor
- Feb 23, 2024
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 14
VAINGLORIUS CHIPFAT, the woman who almost bankrupted one of the UK’s largest supermarket chains in just 3 weeks, continued her World Tour yesterday with an appearance on American game show BLAME GAME - where people psychologically unable to admit their failure blame everything on badgers.
FACT CHECK - GRIFTERS supermarket chain survived only due to massive help from people who actually knew what they were doing but still lost 20% of the value it enjoyed before CHIPFAT got involved.
“FACTS DON’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE ELSES FAULT!” Chipfat pouted as critics rushed to label her ‘thick’ and tell her to ‘fuck off.’ Seated next to her, KEVIN BASEBALL-HAT, the world’s most violent bus driver, said it wasn’t his fault pavements kept staring at him. One seat along, PLATE TECHTONIC waited to launch his own tirade at the pigeon making daily phone calls which have sabotaged his business career.
Speaking for the Opposition, Franc Germanic said he thought it dangerous to call CHIPFAT ‘thick’ because she had obviously been very well educated. “This is not about intelligence and to call her stupid suggests she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing. This is about self-aggrandisement, its about attention and also her need to protect herself from feeling inferiority and shame.”
“I'M AMAZING! I believe in myself” CHIPFAT asserted.
We’d all have been better off if she didn’t.
Smoke Rainbow.
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