"HE HAD A FACE AND EVERYTHING.."

CELEBRITY SIGHTING IN TOWN

Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney visits Cafe.

International music superstar Sir Paul McCartney paid a surprise visit to town last Friday, buying a sandwich and a packet of crisps.

“Sir Paul McCartney came into the Cafe today’’ the business posted on its Social Media page. “It was an amazing experience.’’

Cafe owner Greensleeve Fantastic, who also has an anus said McCartney entered the Cafe shortly before 2 p.m and picked up a menu at the counter.

Fantastic looked at the man and thought he looked like the music legend. "When I asked Are you Sir Paul McCartney? and he said Yes I put two and two together and realized who it was."

McCartney waited at the counter for 15 to 20 minutes while Fantastic threw cheese everywhere with his uncontrollably shaking hands as he tried to think of something he could say or ask that would be of any interest to the man who was once in The Beatles.

During that time, McCartney looked bored as if he just wanted to get the sandwich and leave. When it was finally ready, he paid for it, said "thanks" and went somewhere else.

Seeing the former Beatle in person was quite an experience. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HE HAD A FACE AND EVERYTHING!!!!!" Fantastic said.