"I’VE GOT ENOUGH MONEY – THE SYSTEM WORKS.."

 NEW COLUMNIST HELEN DEAD-HUSBAND writes

“GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU STUPID LITTLE MAN!” That’s what I say whenever I encounter a man shorter than me who I deem to be stupid which I must inform you is alarmingly often as I am six foot three inches tall and more intelligent than any man you can name. Einstein? That could have been me if I hadn’t given it all up to raise a family. Eustace, Crispin and Theodore all turned out big, strapping men and my husband Richard is of course now dead which brings me onto my point. There is simply no need for a General Election. I’ve got enough money [Richard left me everything.] The system works and yes I will have the most expensive bottle of wine on the list for my lunch. Bring it right now. I refuse to wait”

HELEN DEAD-HUSBAND

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