INGER-LUND!

NEWS

Every single beer belly at the latest INGERLUND! twat-count rippled at the news in the paper that even more things that threaten the country’s bullshit WW2 legacy-fantasy have been happening. Local twat Dale Thomas, a 42 year old ignorant thug said [ I think ] “Stop depicting me as an ignorant thug. I am ignorant, I am a thug. But stop depicting me as it.” A spokestwat for the group karate kicked a postbox and claimed he was defending his country. “Join the Army if you want to defend your country’ I told him. "INGERLUND!" he shouted. I left it there.

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