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LAST NIGHT ON TV: REVIEW

Join 'TV Terry' as he reviews hilarious new tragi-comic sitcom 'MOLE ARSE' - the ongoing saga of an intelligent young woman with a mole on her arse she uses to extort money from elderly men. Other than that she's quite nice.

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'MOLE ARSE'

Last night's new tragi-comic drama 'MOLE ARSE' was stunning and one of the most arresting TV debut's in years. Set in Kidderminster, Mole Arse - so named because she has a mole on her arse, has relocated from London after trying to repair the damage caused by her expensive private education by sleeping with everyone and then getting a bit tired as she enters her mid-thirties.

Life in Kidderminster is refreshingly slower paced and she begins a series of relationships with elderly gentlemen whose top sexual fantasy is to get an erection. Mole Arse visits each man in turn over the course of a single night, showing them the mole on her arse and getting them to transfer their life savings to her by BACS.

Compulsively unable to not do this, she splits for Europe and after telling an elderly businessman on Eurostar she has a mole on her arse, disembarks in Paris £35,000 richer. That night over dinner in a 5 star hotel a powerful French politician notices her but doesn't bother saying anything in French, English or German, which he also knows, as he has seventeen mistresses already.

Back in her room, Mole Arse calls her terminally ill boyfriend to ask if he's having a wank.

Squalid.