LEAVE VOTER WHO WANTED TO ‘FUCK SHIT UP!’ BREAKS LAPTOP

POLITICS/NEWS

Leave voter Kevin Leave lifted his laptop high above his head yesterday and smashed it to smithereens on his kitchen worktop. When Leave’s long suffering wife Lorry asked why he had pursued this course of action, Leave declared ‘I WANTED TO FUCK SHIT UP!’ before concluding ‘I haven’t got a laptop.’ Leave, who had not been aware of ‘The EU’ before 2016 then left the house to ‘walk the streets a free man.'

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