‘Life’s What You Make Of It’ by Andrew Celebrity

BOOK REVIEW:

"I’ve been a celebrity since School" begins Andrew Celebrity in the memoir he releases into the wild this week through celebrity tit wank publishing arm Sleb Books. “I remember walking the corridors – people shouting ‘twat’ and ‘fuck off twat’ - the memories are as vivid as my well-timed rejoinders. “You’re the twat mate and one day I’ll be famous.” “You’re someone now you fucking knobhead! You’re a twat” would be their typical riposte but I refuse to argue with morons. I’m a celebrity. I won."

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