MOLE ARSE-EPISODE FOUR

TV REVIEW: 'TV Terry' reviews 'MOLE ARSE' - a tragi-comic anti-hero with a prominent mole she uses to extort money from old men.

TELEVISUAL BANTER: MOLE ARSE - EPISODE FOUR BECAUSE SHE COMPLETLY FORGOT TO MAKE EPISODE THREE

Back in London to hand her terminally ill boyfriend a bit of cake she found at the airport, MOLE ARSE finds herself in a comedy club getting offended.

In the first two minutes of his act, the comedian says 6 things Mole Arse doesn’t agree with.

Despite everyone else around her laughing, she puts her hand up like she’s back at school in a classroom and demands the comedian accompany her backstage and tell her his routine in advance so she can make sure it fits her own opinions exactly and while she’s at it, every creative person on the planet who wants to write, paint, sing, dance, play or make anything should also do this.

The comedian takes the piss out of her so she calls him a ‘bully’ on social media and 541 idiots who weren’t there and didn’t see or hear what happened post things like #istandwithyou and try to stop the comedian ever being able to express himself again.

Before taking the bit of cake to her terminally ill boyfriend, MOLE ARSE releases a statement saying that at the comedy club she experienced a moment of discomfort and that this should not have happened. By the time she arrives at the hospice, her terminally ill boyfriend is dead.

Bollocks.

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