'MOLE ARSE' - EPISODE TWO

TV REVIEW: MOLE ARSE - EPISODE TWO

Join 'TV Terry' as he reviews hilarious new tragi-comic sitcom 'MOLE ARSE' - the ongoing saga of an intelligent young woman with a mole on her arse she uses to extort money from elderly men. Other than that she's quite nice

'TV Terry' reviews 'MOLE ARSE' - a tragi-comic anti-hero with a prominent mole she uses to extort money from old men.

Televisual banter.

Last night I watched episode two of the new tragi-comic drama MOLE ARSE while I was putting me tea on.

MOLE ARSE wakes in a hotel room in Paris with the worst hangover since Wimbledon won the 1988 FA Cup.

With a cursory glance to make sure she’s alone in bed and not naked at the breakfast buffet with loads of white haired men watching her eat her vegan sausage she turns on the TV and sees a Senior Golf tournament what’s being held on the golf course at the back of the hotel she’s actually staying in.

Tearing open the curtains she rushes to the balcony and sees a load of men aged 50 plus whacking golf balls about then walking very slowly after them. Seeing her chance she flashes the mole on her arse at the TV cameras and shouts WHAT ABOUT THAT THEN?

The bloke below her what was halfway through his backswing, hits his ball into a pond and stares up at the balcony and begins to remonstrate with her. Ten minutes later having won the tournament he’s in MOLE ARSE’s room handing over his winnings and after getting him all revved up by saying she thinks golf is brilliant she makes a run for it the second he has to go to the bog.

Tiresome.

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