'MORON’S CONVERSATION ENTERS THIRTY SECOND MINUTE..'

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Two morons in the Gym Café, who began their loud conversation 31 minutes ago have decided a 32nd minute would be a great idea. The two fuckwits who have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever between them are trading grunt laced anecdotes about a recent meal in a steakhouse and overusing the word ‘mate.’ The two men, one of whom resembles a potato with stubble, continue to hold court on the central table as if they’re the most fascinating people in the room and detail really tedious episodes of their lives as if they held the magnitude of basically anything from World War Two. Twats.