“OMG THANKYOU FOR LETTING ME BREATHE THE AIR IN YOUR PALACE” SAYS TV PRESENTER.
- Editor
- Mar 15, 2024
- 2 min read
Updated: Jan 14
TV REVIEW: WORLD BOOK DAY COMES TO BUCK HOUSE!
Scree Ponytail had an ‘absolute blast’ at the recent WORLD BOOK DAY event at BUCKINGHAM PALACE. “OMG” the Presenter breathed as she was allowed to stand near a table with some books belonging to The Royal Family on it. “I can’t believe I’m standing near a copy of ‘Alice In Wonderland’ owned by her Late Majesty The Queen. Thankyou for showing me this book. Thankyou for letting me stand near it.”
“Oh stop hyperventilating” thought-waved co-presenter Bland Male. “Most of us own books.”
“But these are Royal books. Reading is something we have in common” Ponytail thought-waved back.
“The only thing we have in common” Male responded “Is we live in an un-equal society dominated by hereditary wealth.”
“They’re public servants” Ponytail hit back.
“Lets look at how all this started” said Male, fearing he might be about to have a stroke. “The concept of Kings and Queens comes from around 3000 BC when the Head of a Tribe was the best fighter/warrior, perceived as most powerful or whatever and they accumulated more power basically by murdering other people and stealing their territory and wealth and making sure they kept it by handing it down the family line. For a long time they got away with it by throwing religion in and saying they were chosen by God. People aren’t that stupid anymore so they open envelopes and run charitable events. Why are you so impressed?”
“I can’t believe I’m being allowed to breathe the air in this Palace” Ponytail thought, choosing to ignore her co-host. “I feel like an actual Princess.”
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