Politics

Gurn Bojangles, competitively priced as the ‘Biggest Twat To Ever Enter Politics’ is to return full-time to his prestigious School and re-take his entire education on the grounds he wasn’t listening the first time round. Gurn who freely admits spending every single lesson at his 40K a year private school “watching grandiose future visions of himself inside his own head and trying to make friends with those deemed ‘socially useful.' A spokestwat said Gurn hopes to now create even greater destruction and damage to everyone he comes into contact with second time around..

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