'Secrets, Lies, Tedium..'

Ava Avarice, star of ‘Actual Women In A Gated Community’ also stars in this tedious puff piece to promote the new season launch tonight.

The show, which focuses on the lives of some actual women who live in a gated community is now a worldwide hit with a ton of people absolutely loving it and completely unable to wait until they can watch even more of it. “It’s a worldwide hit” says Avarice “and like, who knew? Not Magnilda – she was so sure the show would flop, especially with me in it, at least that’s what she told Katelyn and that’s why I stormed out of the restaurant and almost kissed Daniel [Katelyn’s husband] and I wasn’t sure I was going to be invited to Krystal’s book launch as I’ve always struggled with a fear of publicity and it was such a big decision, I wasn’t sure I wanted to commit to another season, I mean, all of us live in million dollar homes in a gated community by the sea and have absolutely everything we could materially want or ever need so why would I allow myself to be forced to spend all my time with a group of women I don’t even like and can’t get on with – what is it that’s driving me? I kinda thought about it and realised I can’t exist without being filmed as if everything I do and say is fascinating. Also, I don’t like any of these women. When they fail, I laugh. I think that powers my whole existence. Otherwise I have nothing."

In tonight's episode Rhea tells husband Dark she can't get something she wanted and demands to know what all of the other women have been saying behind her back. Dark fakes a brain aneurysm for a Physician's Note that gets him out of it.

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