STRONGMAN PARADES NIPPLES

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President LA NAGE signalled his dominance over his country yesterday by overseeing a yawn inducing military parade to commemorate one war or another that lay strewn in the wastelands of his nation’s history like shite. The parade came after an anonymous letter appeared in Hypkneeosis - the State Newspaper demanding to see La Nage’s nipples. The President swiftly obliged, riding into the Sportsplaza astride a tank naked above the waist and holding a gun many wished he would turn on himself. La Nage then pretended to be interested in talking to some war veterans before repairing to his palace to have corruption licked off his balls.

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