SUIT-TWAT Winner Speaks.

INTERVIEW

Carly Conduit studied at University and won SUIT-TWAT a year later, earning a financial investment from business loon Brian Gitt.

We spoke briefly to promote the launch of her business, which works the usual trick of monetising the average person's vanity and need to splash chemicals over their face.

How much money is in your wallet?

A lot more than yours. I know Brian Gitt.

That business dickhead?

I would prefer it if you referred to him with more respect.

Why?

He has a lot of money.

So?

My business turnover last year was £3.7 million pounds. I’m incredibly successful.

I don’t care

Brian Gitt is a great man.

He’s a joyless wanker in a wanker filled world.

Don’t you want to ask me what my financial priority is?

Is it to avoid paying tax?

Yes