THE LIGHT - A PO-EEM BY 'LIGHTNING' PETE GIFFA..

THE LIGHT

When I see you Giffa I’m gonna have ya

No no

Not like that

I mean I’m gonna chin ya

Then dance on yer bonce like a twat

See I were born twice Giffa

Once when me bonce hit the lush

Twice when I seen this tunnel of light

And me Grandad tellin me to fuck off

He never meant it nasty

E just meant it int yor time

Go back go back yer bastard

You’ve got too much to do

An while yer at it ere’s a question

Is fighting pissed up in booze kettles

Really the best you can do?

Giffa ere’s dun yer a favour

Punchin ya spark wi a Giffa Biff

Look upon it as an opportunity

To not be such a prick

See Giffa’s an educator

Teachin punters up Triffids all night

If you act like a knob or an arsehole

Giffa’ll set his feet an set ya right.

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