Toy Town Heroics

FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL

Toy Town FC goalkeeper Dale Pace denied local rivals Slagford a late winner on Saturday by running up to Slagford’s striker as he shaped to shoot and punching him in the face. It was the last punch of a fiery game which had begun with both teams throwing piss-soaked sponges at each other. Toy Town's bid to win more football games with violence continues next week.

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